Valentine’s Day Cards

Bloody Valentine mini cards



$5.00

Shipping to United States: Free
  • Details
    Fun size Valentine cards you can slip to your Love any time of year. Each print (just over 2 1/4 x 3 1/4) has red print on the back and comes with individual black envelopes. Get one for your special Valentine, or the whole set to share at the office or classroom.
    Some are explicit, so not all are appropriate for children


    Monster : We we’re made for each other
    Trent Reznor: I wanna f*ck you like an animal (actual card is not censored)
    Beetle juice: Let’s turn up the juice and see what shakes loose
    Dexter: You make my blood spatter
    Freddy: You are a dream come true
    Frank N Furter: I see you shiver with anticipation-pation
    Stripe: You can get me wet after midnight
    Crypt Keeper: Be my ghoul
    Bride: We we’re made for each other
    Killer Klowns: I’d cross the stars for you
    Gizmo: You can get me wet after midnight
    Young Frankenstein: Be my Valentine-teeen!

    If you would like a custom phrase on the back, be aware that these will take longer. There is no minimum for custom orders
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    1-2 business days

    Estimated shipping times

    • North America : 2 - 3 business days

    I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

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    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I gladly accept returns

    Just contact me within: 7 days of delivery

    Ship items back to me within: 14 days of delivery

    I don't accept exchanges or cancellations

    But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

    The following items can't be returned or exchanged

    Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

    • Custom or personalized orders

    Conditions of return

    Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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